Ashley: (Delirious with joy at various wedding details that shall heretofore go unnamed.) “It’ll be like a souvie.”
Ashley: “For our wedding.”
Me: “Okay. But souvie implies that you go somewhere, buy something, and bring it back.”
Ashley: “Well it’s still a souvie.”
Me: “And souvie? Can we call it a souvenir? And I think the word you want is memento.”
And she’s right…I really should have seen that coming.