Stole this from Jan without an E, who is a much more honest person than I am.
Hi, my name is: Bo.
Never in my life have I been: a woman. ‘Tis the truth.
The one person who can drive me nuts is: Wait. One person?
High school: is a place I loved at the time and avoid all association with now.
When I’m nervous: I try to make people laugh.
The last song I listened to was: What Child Is This? (Trans-Siberian Orchestra). I’m a sucker for holiday tunes.
If I were to get married right now my best man would be: Batman. No one would steal that ring from him.
My hair is: breaking up with me in the slowest, most embarrassing way I’ve ever experienced.
When I was 5: it was 1980. That seems more portentous than it actually was.
Last Christmas: I gave you my heart. The very next day you gave it away. Asshole.
I should be: so many things that I simply am not.
When I look down I see: the steering wheel in me crotch that really drives me nuts.
The happiest recent event was: this morning. When Ashley wakes up and smiles at me it’s about the happiest thing I can think of.
If I were a character on Friends I’d be: a suicide statistic.
By this time next year: Ashley and I will be married. And that’s awesome.
My current gripe is: me.
I have a hard time understanding: willful harm.
There’s this girl I know that: has the best damn smile a guy could ever be lucky enough to see.
If I won an award, the first person I would tell would be: Ashley.
Take my advice: Why wouldn’t you?
The thing I want to buy is: a lightsaber.
If you visited the place I was born: you’d be in a hospital.
I plan to visit: England, at some point, and drive the locals mad with my horrible British accents.
If you spent the night at my house: you’d be at my house.
I’d stop my wedding if: the Death Star approached and blew up Earth. Otherwise, it’s on!
The world could do without: so many things. And people.
I’d rather lick the belly of a cockroach than: talk to someone in a public restroom.
Most recent thing I’ve bought myself: a cup of coffee.
Most recent thing someone else bought me: Ashley bought me a Christmas present but I can’t tell you what it is because I don’t know. I’m betting it’s a lightsaber.
My favorite blonde is: Ashley.
My favorite brunette is: Ashley if she were a brunette.
My favorite red-head is: Ashley if she were a red-head.
My middle name is: McAwesomeness
In the morning I: have a routine so set in stone even the cats have it memorized and know exactly where to stand to ensure they’ll get pet as I trudge through it.
The animals I would like to see flying besides birds are: monkeys.
Last night I was: recording a song.
There’s this guy I know who: hails from Nantucket. Stop me of you’ve heard of him.
If I were an animal I’d be: Animal. From The Muppets.
A better name for me would be: Dr. Stanislav McAwesomeness Von Dusseldorf III.
Tomorrow I am: probably going to think it’s Thursday.
Tonight I am: having band practice.
My birthday is: roughly 287 shopping days away.